Monthly Archives: February 2009
The Day of the Dogue
It’s no secret that when it comes to dogs, I have very little time for the wrinkly and bulldog types, being of the opinion that the, “so ugly it’s cute” notion need not apply to animals, because most of them … Continue reading
Filed under Animals
But Where Are The Other Three?
Indeed. Because we certainly have at least one of the Four Horses of the Apocalypse silently reigning his own brand of veiny terror on Denver Airport, much to the chagrin of its creeped-out locals, and the occasional Denver-bound Philistine.* But … Continue reading
XOXO, Her Space Holiday
I’ve watched Afterbang, oh I don’t know, at least 357 times. And I’ve watched Travis Parker’s part in Afterbang twice as many times. I’ve thought about why this is, and it pretty much comes down to two things: 1) Travis’s … Continue reading
Anger-Horns and Nutcracker Faces, Oh My.
For those of you who have the various millions BC locked in your time machine dashboard as part of your summer holiday itinerary, I’d seriously reconsider that shit and replace it with say the exact moment in 1989 when I’m … Continue reading
Filed under Archosaurs, Science
Russell Brand: Youthful Folly, Jubilance & Hi Jinx
He is incredibly witty, surprisingly eloquent, slightly eccentric and has some holy hell amazing hair that is quite possibly only matched by Vince Noir. Possibly. I always imagined that if ran into Master Brand on the High Street, our conversation … Continue reading
Filed under Events, Potential Husbands
Born Ruffians
Canada. Maple Syrup. Mounties. Funny French accents. Tim Horton’s. Awesome music. Case in point: Born Ruffians. Three cute indie boys from small town Ontario form a band, move to Toronto, head to Texas, take on South by Southwest (rather … Continue reading
