Save Your Breath For Running Ponies

* Velociraptor Mongoliensis picture courtesy of John Conway (http://jconway.co.uk)

Not sure what we’re supposed to be “aware” of, but whatever, here are some fun Velociraptor links for your amusement:

How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor?

I’d last 19 seconds because I’m not very tough and have barely a month’s worth of boxing training under my belt.

Erotic Jurassic Park Fan Fiction – Raptor Rape Reversal

Not the kind of link you’d want to email to your parents with the subject title: LOL – Oh how the rape tables have turned!

Dino Run (Like a Raptor)

Send this to them instead.

And for those of you who want to, you know, learn something, go here for a discussion on whether or not Velociraptors could’ve opened doors like in Jurassic Park, based on actual scientific evidence, and here to read about some adorable tiny Passerine birds who have a tendency to claw each other to death Velociraptor-style.

Enjoy.

- bec