Entries Tagged as ‘Potential Husbands’

July 4, 2010

Wandering Ponies #5

For this edition of WP, I’ll attempt to take you on a roller coaster of emotions, most of which will hopefully be pleasant, and one of which, hopefully not. Unless of course you, I don’t know, find birds scary, squids lame, oil fantastic, and humour not so funny, then I’ve completely misrepresented this entire thing. [...]

February 3, 2009

Russell Brand: Youthful Folly, Jubilance & Hi Jinx

He is incredibly witty, surprisingly eloquent, slightly eccentric and has some holy hell amazing hair that is quite possibly only matched by Vince Noir. Possibly.  I always imagined that if ran into Master Brand on the High Street, our conversation would go something like this: Me: Russell fucking Brand!  Russell: Yes, that is I, pleasure [...]

February 1, 2009

Bon Iver. I Will Love You.

After years of being my little sister’s ticket bitch, she finally came good. And when I say good, I mean “Holy Crap! That’s the best gig I’ve been to in my life. Ever. Full stop.” The Oxford Dictionary’s definition of talented should be accompanied by a photo of Justin Vernon. The Sydney Festival is over for another year [...]